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Santa Banta SMS
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Santa was walking through forestHe saw a snake hanging on the tree...
Santa: Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi,Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
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Santa- Mujh se Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi Ki Pahli Kiss Mujhe Lene Dega,
Banta- Wada, Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai?
Santa- Bol kya?
Banta- Main Shadi Teri Bahan Se karunga..
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Santa: Maine khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tum q ni aye?
Banta: Mujhe khat nahi mila,
Santa: Maine likha tha ki khat mile ya na mile tum zarur ana.
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Santa- "teri biwi tujhe bartan se marti hai phir bhi tu khush kaise hai?"
Banta- "jab uska nisana lag jata hai to wo khush, nahi lagne pe mai khush"
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gaya,
SariRat Dekha
MujreWali Ne kaha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kiya,
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo
SANTA Utha
Or NACHNE LAGA...
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Santa: Are yaar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do,
Banta: lo kar di na bewkufo jaisi baat, Santa: Kyo???
Banta: Fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.
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